AGEnT OraNGe and The FunHOuSe DicK
© 1996 Words: Marisa Bozza
Music: Kevin Paez, Paul Rogers, and Robert Anderson
Agent Orange and The Fun-House Dick (as in detective, that is)..
Mustard must be yellow
Agent Orange is a Spy
These rooms are full of smoke
and all the mirrors lie...
Agent Orange said:
"Howdy, Mr. Clean;
This 3-ring-shot-gun wedding
in a Fun-House is obscene
but the smoke is clearing
and I've seen thru his disguise
so tell the Fun-house Dick
to keep the consolation prize.
The truth is gigantic
spray it in my eyes
and tell the Fun-House Dick
there'll be no compormise."
"My madhouse doesn't suit you
Agent Orange?" (said the Dick)
"You're looking rather pale
I hope we haven't made you sick!
The side-show's just beginning
wouild you care to have a peek?
I understand that Sideshow Sam
has just aquired a brand new freak!
The truth is...
Gigantic!
Mustard must be yellow
Agent Orange is a Spy
these rooms are full of smoke
and all the mirrors lie
but the The truth is gigantic
spray it in my eyes
and tell the Fun-House Dick
I said to try and cut it down to size.